Season 1, Episode #12

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The boys are finally back from a short vacation. They feature the music of Michael Jackson (while not celebrating his pedophilia) Also, a fantastic report filed by our Chief Beer Correspondent as well as many of the other features that keep you wondering why you keep coming back. Finally, if you look at the photo closely, you'll notice the incredibly handsome attire sported by the Monkeys, featuring the new logo. Do you want to be the coolest guy at the bar? Do you want to be the envy of all your roomies in Cell Block D? Do you want women to instantly discount any endearing qualities you may have actually exhibited? Well then, you need this shirt! Check back as we try to figure out how we can underpay foreign children to make us more so we can sell them.

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The World Waits Anxiously For Latest Podcast Update!

Hello faithful listeners! At this point, you've probably convinced yourself that the podcast that you have come so addicted to is nothing but an after-thought. But alas, you're wrong once again.
The staff of 3 Monkeys and a Football have been on a short sabbatical for the months of May and June. Hey, let's be honest, few humans can keep up the torrid pace we jumped out of the gate with. Amazing is the fact that we were able, week after week, to come up with such enlightening topics dealing with belching, drinking, and Top 5 Lists and yet keep it fresh. In the early days of the establishment of our fair podcast, one of our driving mottos was, "If we're going to do dick jokes, fart noises, and interview widely-unknown guests...then we must commit to bringing our listeners only the best"
Jake is finishing the final leg of his whirlwind banquet speaking tour. He's managed to offend nearly all of those in attendance...much like our podcast. Gill is wrapping up a temporary job as "Design Coordinator" in charge of khaki pants and cargo shorts at the Chico's factory. And J-Bird has been working around the clock to procure some of the most talented guests for future shows. Naturally, nobody has signed on...YET!
So keep checking back. A new show is being planned at this moment for a date in early July. Also...please keep emailing us as 3monkeysandafootball@gmail.com. Your emails are the wind beneath our proverbial wings....fly....Fly.....FFFFLLLYYY AWAY!
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