The boys are finally back from a short vacation. They feature the music of Michael Jackson (while not celebrating his pedophilia) Also, a fantastic report filed by our Chief Beer Correspondent as well as many of the other features that keep you wondering why you keep coming back. Finally, if you look at the photo closely, you'll notice the incredibly handsome attire sported by the Monkeys, featuring the new logo. Do you want to be the coolest guy at the bar? Do you want to be the envy of all your roomies in Cell Block D? Do you want women to instantly discount any endearing qualities you may have actually exhibited? Well then, you need this shirt! Check back as we try to figure out how we can underpay foreign children to make us more so we can sell them.
We welcome your comments, questions, or suggestions. Feel free to email us at 3monkeysandafootball@gmail.com
Holy Geez those shirts are bright!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm all for exploiting underpayed foreign children, how do I get one?
I can replace my "Michael Jackson Touched Me" shirt with the 3 Monkeys.
Latest celebrity death, Billy Mays....I think he was murdered by Vince Shlomi - the ShamWow guy!
i think saturday night in front of a live audience
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Men, I was just going through the archives, enjoying past classics. One thing that I got hooked on and now miss is the famous "cricket sound". The chirping during odd, awkward times is perfect. In fact, with your content, the cricket chirping could be on a continuous loop in the background.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Benoit Ballz
We need more shows! Oh and turkey ball adds!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you find a mouse in your beer, you get a free two four!