Exciting announcement of two additions to the Monkey Staff, Irish Trivia, More Friday the 13th facts, #2 Euphemisms and so much more!
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- 3 jerks and their obnoxious opinions on everything.
Due to your repeated references to my hairiness, Gillette offered me an endorsement deal last week. However, the deal fell through because I look too much like the caveman from the Geico commercials.
ReplyDeleteAnyways…the euphemisms were hilarious. I laughed so hard I almost “blew mud.”
I've got to go take some aspirin, head is pounding from too much Irish Nectar last night!
I'm not sure what a oyster roast is, but I've been to bearded clam bake!
ReplyDeleteSo, if St. Patrick's Day is the same day every year, why is Easter on a different day every year? Does it have something to do with when the Pope sees his shadow?
ReplyDeleteReally enjoy the list of terms! Here's a couple of my favorites:
ReplyDeleteTerm for a Lesbian: Vagitarian
The sex change operation from female to male: Addadicktomy
You know, when you have that split pee stream, you can write your first and last name in the snow at the same time! That's talent!!
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